I. Roll Call (next to endless loop of Subway Surfers)

II. President’s Grand Soliloquy

III.Dance Break!

IV. Group Hug

V. Laser Tag

VI. Impromptu Drag Show

VII. Breakup Updates

VII.Fireworks

Senators in Attendance:

– All the usual suspects

– and ELIZABETH WARREN???

I. Roll Call (next to endless loop of Subway Surfers)

ppl showed up, dk how many, doesn’t matter. But girl with the beanie got the jumpy shoes like 8 times.

II. President’s Grand Soliloquy

eh I tuned out (subway surfers was still on in the background)

III.Dance Break!

I threw it back on the pres.

IV. Group Hug

I touched so many boooobies.

V. Laser Tag

Was a blast u had to be there.

VI. Impromptu Drag Show

Elizabeth Warren performed Clock& Gag torture on me — was super hot!

VII. Breakup Updates

You’ll never believe which roommates were NOT just roommates.

VII. Fireworks

And then everyone exploded!