In what health officials are calling "a national health crisis" and “funny af,” over 2,000 students nationwide were hospitalized following the viral launch of the USC "Speak Your Mind" Ice Bucket Challenge....
In a move that has left theologians stunned and Instagram silent, Rob Kardashian (the alive one) has reportedly been ordained as a Katholic Kardinal ⓒ, marking perhaps the most unexpected plot twist...
Viewers were alarmed one studious evening to find that Lofi Girl was not studying. Instead of studying, she was seen aggressively cutting off random locks of hair for a new set of bangs.
“I’ve had...
Wellesley Organized Academic Workers (WOAW) went on strike last week in response to the college’s unwillingness to fairly negotiate in union bargaining sessions. Many on campus have been seeking answers...
To: Wellesley College Community
From: The Good Girlz (Jaula Pohnson and her backup gals)
WOAW-UAW REJECTS MEDIATION—like a bunch of nerds—CHOOSES TO STRIKE
Yesterday, at what felt like our millionth...
Dear taxpayers,
Hi, I'm Mickey. Yes, I am one of the trans mice that Donald Trump keeps talking about, and yes, I regret voting for him. If you're anything like me, you were probably shocked and appalled...
It turns out I just had to change the venue from the beach to the mountains and do the wedding in the winter instead of spring. Even though I always wanted a spring beach wedding, I’m willing to make...
Mitch MacDonald, Rollie Pollie Bug (who wished to be a real boy)
| April 3, 2025
AGENDA
I. Roll Call (next to endless loop of Subway Surfers)
II. President’s Grand Soliloquy
III.Dance Break!
IV. Group Hug
V. Laser Tag
VI. Impromptu Drag Show
VII. Breakup Updates
VII.Fireworks
Senators...
Jess Boldgerg, Editor in Chief of the Pacific
| April 3, 2025
The world found out at 7a.m. Eastern time on March 27 that the Wellesley College Administration was slashing the credits of classes taught by striking faculty from 1 to 0.5 and pressuring tenured faculty...
