The following evaluation is intended to help the college better understand your educational experience. Your honest and unfiltered feedback is deeply valued. Read the statements below and choose the rating that best reflects your experience in this course.

Not very true for me | Somewhat true for me | Very true for me

Clarity, Responsiveness, and Feedback:

• I found my professor weirdly hot
• I understood they are middle-aged and have a wife and children
• I felt that the instructor would take the time to talk to me if I needed and asked for help
• I abused that fact to get extra face time with them
• They gently recommended I stop dropping by their office hours as much
• I received timely and constructive feedback

Course Engagement:

• I came to class prepared to talk over everyone else
• I was actively engaged in psychological warfare against my peers to ensure I was the instructor’s sole focus during class 

Inclusive Classroom Environment:

• My instructor created an inclusive learning environment where everyone felt welcomed and accepted
• I did everything in my power to disrupt and dismantle this environment
• I felt encouraged by my instructor to continue with my antics, even when they “suggested” I stopped (cus some of my peers were jealous)
• I had opportunities to interact positively with my peers in this course.
• I had no choice but to fight them.

According to some, the pace at which my infatuation our relationship moved was:

• Too slow
• About right
• Too fast

For me, the level of difficulty of following my instructor home was:

• Too easy
• About right
• Too difficult

For me, the attention my instructor gave me the night of April 22 was:

• Too little 
• About right
• Too much

Time Investment:

During the week leading up to that night, I spent:

Approximate hours in their trunk _____

Approximate hours in their yard _____

Approximate hours in their bedroom when they weren’t there _____

Please sign your name below to confirm that the above facts of this written confession are true and that you wish to plead Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity.

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